Inside-out Talk - another excerpt from George Carlin's Brain Droppings. (put on the web without permission - sorry George)
"When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one."
-George Carlin, in Brain Droppings
". . .with the discovery of the concept of smaller sizes by a Swiss physicist, who proved that an object of a particular size could be reduced in size simply by 'making it smaller'. . ."
-Woody Allen, The Discovery and Use of the Fake Ink Blot
"I wish I was Google. If you could be Google or one of the guys in N'Sync, which one would you be? I would be Google."
-Jesse Fischer
"She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak."
-Woody Allen, Mr. Big
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